Laptop Rage

shineey:

My laptop won’t charge anymore with certain chargers

And the charger always falls out

So this is what I did

It shall never fall out again

oh-deary-me:

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Clams and Purple Sunsets Boy: I Love You.
Girl: Aww, I love you too. . You're such a great friend.
Boy: No I mea-
*Girl leaves before he could finish his sentence.*
Boy's Thoughts: Looks like she wouldn't know I love her in "that" way..
*Girl comes back in*
Boy: I was wondering.. can I have a talk with you for a second?
Girl: Sure! What are friends for?
*Girl and Boy arrives at a peaceful beach near the waves.*
Girl: Oh.. this is surely wonderful..
Boy: Yes.. indeed.
Girl: So, what did you want me to talk about?
Boy: It's just that.. I've been l-
Girl: Let's eat out in a resturant!
Boy: Ok sure, but first I just wann-
Girl: Ok, let's go!!
Boy: Ok, where do you wanna eat?
Girl: Let's eat in my favorite resturant, you know it right?
Boy: Of course, Imperial Flowers.
Girl: I'm starving, let's go!
*Boy asks for a table and bring the Girl with him to sit down.*
Boy: What do you want to eat?
Girl: I would like the clams.. they're my favorite dish.
Boy: Ok, sure!
Boy: WAITOR! Over here!!
*Girl giggles silently.*
Waitor: And what would you like sir, AND fine lady.
*Girl giggles again*
Boy: This lovely fine lady would like some clams and I would like a lobster.
Waitor: As you wish sir.
Girl: Eeeek! I can't wait to eat, I'm hungry!
*Exactly 15 minutes later, the Waitor brings their meal, putting it on the table elegantly.*
Girl: Thank you!
Boy: Thanks.
Girl: Oh boy! I'm starving like a fat man is waiting for KFC in his drive way..*Saying this as she digs in.*
Boy: Aha, I see what you did there.
*They start a long conversation and finished their meal.*
Girl: That was absolutely lovely.. thank you for serving me this.
Boy: It's no problem.
Boy: There's been a thing I've been wanting to tell you in a long time..
Girl: ...
Boy: It's just that I have a question, and something I would like to say.
Girl: ...
Boy: Why do you keep ordering the same dish ever since we ate here?!
Girl: ...It's..
Boy: ..
Girl: ..Uhmm..
Boy: SPIT IT OUT!!
Girl: Remember when first ate here two years ago?
Boy: Yes, and what do you like about this dish it tastes horrible!
Girl: This dish may taste horrible but.. the taste didn't change.. like the feelings that I have for you.
That's why I LOVE this dish, it makes me have thoughts of us... k-k-.. This is embarassing.
*Girl blushes extremely.*
Girl: ..It makes me have visions of when we kiss in a sunset.
Boy: I see..
*Boy faces down.*
Girl: I'm sorry if I have offended you or anything!!
Boy: No, it's just that..
*Boy grabs Girl's arm and runs out the door.*
Girl: What the fuck are you doing?! WE HAVEN'T PAYED THE WAITOR YET.
Boy: I don't care, I want your scenarios to come true..
*Girl's face turns red in a click of a flash.*
*Girl and Boy arrives at the beach and the Boy sets the Girl's arm gently on the soft sand.*
Girl: What are we doing here?!?
Boy: It's the place we've always went to when we were kids..
Girl: Yes, I know that but what are we doing here?!?
*Boy faces down for a minute.*
Boy: Kiss me.
Girl: What?!
Boy: I want you to kiss me.
Girl: But why.
Boy: Let's make your thoughts come true..
*Boy puts his hand on Girl's face.*
Boy: Kiss me, please..
Girl's thoughts: Spit it out! TELL HIM.. TELL HIM. TELL HIM NOW.
Boy: ..It seems obvious that I like you and you like me cause of the thoughts, obviously.. how come you don't want to kiss me? Does my breathe stink or what?
Girl: ...*Girl speaks slowly.*I want to do more things to you.. like.. more than kiss you.
*Boy faces down.*
Boy: Let's... think about that one day, let's start slowly.. ok?
*Girl nods.*
Boy: We're going out now... right?
Girl: Absolutely.
Boy: Let's start by holding ha-
*Girl interrupts and kisses the Boy and giggles.*
Girl: Now..
*Girl gets up with arms behind her back.*
Girl: Let's try the holding hands thing heading back to the resturant to pay.
*Boy blushes hard.*
Boy: S-s-sure..
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Other girls see them holding heads going north.
Girl 1: They're so cute together..
Girl 2: I know right, the guy looks like my type though.
Girl 3: Let them be, they might hear us!
*All girls giggle.*
All the girls: Of course, you wouldn't want to disturb a couple walking down the road holding hands with the sun setting and the sun going down.
*Other guys come over.*
All of the guys: Hey ladies, wanna walk down a purple sunset?
All of the girls: Sure! Absolutely!
-- January 16th, This is dedicated to my friend Michelle.. Happy birthday Michelle!